Dreams & Other Weirdness – Monday Morning Musings

I had another one of those dreams last night…one of the ones where my teeth kept falling out. I hate those. Are there any dreams that are more disturbing than those? I think not. I have two teeth with crowns, one in the back and one of my front teeth…(old basketball injury…thanks, Neil)…In my dream,Continue reading “Dreams & Other Weirdness – Monday Morning Musings”

The Achocolypse – Monday Morning Musings

Last week, I decided to try and make healthier choices when it came to snacks. I even bought fruit for my office. Then, Easter candy happened. I exhibited about as much restraint as President Trump does with Twitter. Scout, my almost-4-year-old daughter, seems to relate most often to villains from each story we read orContinue reading “The Achocolypse – Monday Morning Musings”

Smash Baby – Monday Morning Musings

My 3-year-old son, Flynn, and his buddy, Jace, made up a game in the church nursery. The get baby dolls and then make them smash Thomas the Tank Engine, smaller cars, etc. Basically, if Godzilla was a baby doll, this is what it would be like. Sometimes I’m incredibly proud of my kids. “Can anyoneContinue reading “Smash Baby – Monday Morning Musings”

My Son is the Riddler – Monday Morning Musings

Crawford walks into the kitchen and asks me, “Dad, what does a pea become when you drop it in the ocean?” I reply, “I don’t know, bud. What?” He says, “Wet, Dad. It becomes wet.” “I’m not sure if that’s a cigar in his hand or not.” – one of my favorite quotes from myContinue reading “My Son is the Riddler – Monday Morning Musings”

Rip Off the Knob – Monday Morning Musings

This morning, as I was using the bathroom, my 3-year-old daughter was looking for me. She knew I was in the restroom, so she approached & discovered that the door was locked. So, she ripped off the doorknob, naturally. We had “Camp Report Night” at church last night. We recapped the 4 camps that ourContinue reading “Rip Off the Knob – Monday Morning Musings”

Dad, What’s a Cyborg? – Monday Morning Musings

This is Cyborg. A cyborg is a person who is part human, part robot. I thought it would be difficult to explain this concept to a 5-year-old. It’s not…especially when they’re familiar with Darth Vader. Who knew? We had Dr. Bobby Kelly at our church this weekend for our Spring Bible Study. We went throughContinue reading “Dad, What’s a Cyborg? – Monday Morning Musings”